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Joke of the Day
"Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety."
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"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."
"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."
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"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."
"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."
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"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar He orders a beer"