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Joke of the Day
"Why did the clam go to jail? For setting up illegal shell companies!"
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"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."
"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."
"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: Besides that."
"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"
"I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again"
"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."