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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"Did you hear about the mute guy. I didn't either."

"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."

"Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily."

"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."

"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."

"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."

"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"

"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."