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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"
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"What's the difference between In-laws and 0utlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""
"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"
"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."
"American police."
"Why do sharks live in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze."
"If I had a dollar for everytime a girl found me unattractive... ...they would eventually find me attractive"
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