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Joke of the Day

"how did the bananas get away from the cops? They split up."

"To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout ""Where are you from?"""

"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"Canada is so sexist! Why isn't there a Womanitoba"

"Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.."

"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"

"What's a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine"