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Joke of the Day
"The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're fcuking stupid."
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"Girl seeing my torn jeans Where'd you get those?! *remembers trying to pee on a hill & stumbling backwards through thorn bushes* The Gap."
"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""
"Has Jack Johnson done a TED talk on chillaxing yet?"
"I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella."
"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"
"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"