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Joke of the Day
"You know who else doesn't leave another man's girlfriend alone? Mosquitos"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."
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"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."