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Joke of the Day

"Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock? A: I'm holding Time Square!"

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"

"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."

"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"

"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."

"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."