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Joke of the Day

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

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"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."
"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."