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Joke of the Day

"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."

"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"

"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""

"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"

"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."

"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"

"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."

"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"