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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"I share a commute with three friends. Every weekday for the last 15 years I've driven into the city, taking the road that goes under the river. Now the doctor says I have Carpool Tunnel Syndrome."

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire? A smoke aLaama."

"""LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"""

"Technology would be better if you could download sandwiches."

"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."

"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"

"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"

"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"