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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."
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"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."
"""""When I die, I'd like you to lower the coffin into the grave... ... so you can let me down one last time."""
"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"
"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."
"What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."
"People have put Kim and Kanye's names together to get, Kimye'....I think a more accurate name would be.....Slunt."
"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"
"We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation"