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Joke of the Day

"Aids... -What would prevent AIDS from spreading in Africa? -Sex only after lunch"

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"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."
"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"
"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"
"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."
"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"I am as a wake as a funeral."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None"
"He who laughs last is probably just really high."