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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad Alfred Hitchcock never made a porno because it would be really weird when he made his cameo."

"I like my women like I like my wine... Twelve years old and in the cellar."

"""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman"

"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"

"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"

"How do you call a whores pubic hair? Public hair Ill show myself out.."

"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."

"Olympic wrestling is the only time there is a ""Clean and Jerk""... in every other case, it's the other way round."

"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"

"What is big, yellow and eats rocks? A BIG YELLOW ROCK-EATER!!"