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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a whores pubic hair? Public hair Ill show myself out.."
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"According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me."
"I was buying fruits the other day... ...and somebody stole my bike but that's okay I avocado."
"Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm."
"I pointed to two hags sitting across the bar from us and told my friend ""That's us in 10 years"". She said ""That's a mirror""."
"I can't believe I used to talk to people."
"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."
"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"
"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."