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"How do you call a whores pubic hair? Public hair Ill show myself out.."
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"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"
"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""
"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."
"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"
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"If using your 4yo as a remote control to fetch things makes you a bad parent, then I'm a bad parent... A bad parent with an ice cold beer."
"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."