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Joke of the Day
"The new Tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs... ...Tit for tat."
Next Joke
"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."
"When I refer to kids as ""Snot-dripping, germ-spreading spawns of Satan"" I hope you realize I'm not referring specifically to YOUR children."
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp."
"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""
"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"