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Joke of the Day

"Just realized the girl I flipped off in the parking lot is in my next class.. This could be awkward."

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"

"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."

"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."

"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."

"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""

"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."

"I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv."