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Joke of the Day

"Two bananas are sitting on a river bank.. A turd comes floating by. The turd says "" come on in guys, the waters great!"" The one banana looks at the other banana and says ""you believe that shit!"""

"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"

"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."

"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"

"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"

"Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo"

"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."

"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."

"Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention, David. David: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"