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Joke of the Day

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"I like my women how I like my coffee Lactose-free and 2%."
"So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it."
"Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift"
"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"
"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."
"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."
"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."
"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."
"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"