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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."

"Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like."

"Alexis Ohanian"

"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"

"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."

"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."