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Joke of the Day
"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."
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"Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny? Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau"
"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"
"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."
"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."
"One of my favourites Women's rights."
"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."
"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3x while carrying me to the car!"
"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."
"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"