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Joke of the Day

"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."

"My British girlfriend was complaining about her period again I told her to stop being such a bloody cunt."

"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"

"They told me to imagine a guy holding a jug full of water. But I just couldn't pitcher it."

"Hot damn, you see this shit honey? The knife on TV just sliced a tomato after cutting drywall. I guess my plan isnt as stupid as you thought"

"How are AIDS researchers like Jews? There's a lot less of them than there used to be..."

"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."