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Joke of the Day
"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."
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"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"
"Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry."
"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
"I just spent 45 seconds deciding which Instagram filter to use for a screenshot of a text message. So, yeah, my life's going great."
"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"