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Joke of the Day

"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose."

"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"

"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."

"What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction"

"A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, ""I'll take it."" The miner questions, ""Which one?"" Blacksmith replies,"" Either ore."" BADUMTISSSS"

"I had sex with a can of Coke. The doctor told me that I had contracted... ...Genital Burpies."

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"