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Joke of the Day
"Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?"
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"I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone."
"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""
"At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I d ever seen."
"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."
"I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery."
"Wanna come back to my place & watch some p0rn on my 60 flat screen mirror?"
"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."