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Joke of the Day
"Two satellites get married The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!"
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"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"
"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer? A dilldoe"
"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"
"Hi, I'm from the American Medical Association! AMA!"
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
"Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought."