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Joke of the Day
"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"
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"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""
"So a politician dies... Ha!"
"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"