160339

Joke of the Day

"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"

"GOOD COP: Three robberies in the same neighborhood ...do you know what I'm thinking? PSYCHIC COP: Yes GOOD COP: Oh right"

"A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face."

"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""

"Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."

"3 things in this world scare me: 1. scorpions 2. jellyfish 3. streets named after civil rights leaders at night."

"What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry? Rasputin"

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"