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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."

"What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon"

"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"

"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."

"When is a Mexican not a Mexican? When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now"

"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."

"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."

"He who laughs last is probably just really high."