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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"

"What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common? At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican."

"2034. All motivation comes from posters now. People can't even find the strength to poop without seeing italics over a meadow"

"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"Why do meth heads love Halloween? Three sleeps 'till Christmas!"

"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."