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Joke of the Day

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"

"If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process."

"The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !"

"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs."

"3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes..."

"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"

"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"