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Joke of the Day
"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""
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"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."
"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."
"Brain: He mentioned marriage again. You know what to do. *sets phone on fire*"
"A man walks into the bar But fails since he was too busy drinking through law school"
"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
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"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."