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Joke of the Day

"What does OP never do?"

"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"Honey, do you think if we met now instead of 15 years ago, we'd still marry each other? {turn to see husband shaped hole in the wall}"

"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"

"First date with a hummingbird: You're moving too fast."

"If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."

"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"

"In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other's walkers???"

"The election between Trump and Clinton was just like sex. You could've either take the ass hole or the cunt."