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Joke of the Day
"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
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"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "
"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."
"I now have a black girlfriend I severely burnt my hand on the stove"
"Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer."
"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"
"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.."
"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"