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Joke of the Day

"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."

"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."

"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"

"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What are cranes made of? Cranium."

"What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? I don't have an alcohol collection."

"I Have plenty of girls who can suck, I'm looking for the one who can blow my mind."

"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"

"Sick of tweeting. Switching to faxing. What's everybody's fax numbers?"