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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rigged carnival? An UnFair."

"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"

"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."

"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."

"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."

"Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times"

"I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking off its shell But that just made it more sluggish"

"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."

"Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother."