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Joke of the Day
"What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
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"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."
"People act like weed is the worst thing for short-term memory. Go drink 15 beers and see if you can remember your name or how legs work."
"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts? Fine specimens."
"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful."
"Hey, want to hear a joke? ""Sure"" ""Sex"" ""... I don't get it."" ""Yeah, I know you don't."""
"So my Orchestra conductor keeps telling the Violas to play louder... I guess it just isn't their Forte. ;)"