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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

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"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""
"CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*"
"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."
"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."
"My girlfriend and I decided to make a sex tape. But I came too quickly so we made a Vine. (Saw something similar in a meme so I can't take the credit)"
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."
"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding"
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."