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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"

"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."

"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."

"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."

"By the time you finish reading this tweet, you will be slightly closer to death than you were before. I hope it was worth it."

"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"