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Joke of the Day

"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."

"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"