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Joke of the Day
"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"
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"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."
"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"
"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"
"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"Would you tell me your street address, please? To which the Roman replied ""I Wood"" because he lived in the 1st house on Wood st."
"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""