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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."

"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."

"My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way."

"Siri does the best Stephen Hawking impression."

"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"

"Relationships are a two way street navigated by women who are backseat drivers and men who refuse to use maps."

"Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? [OC] It was her sole comfort."

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"