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Joke of the Day
"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."
Next Joke
"When I think of a good tweet in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it's too late."
"If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing"
"Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders."
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"Why do most people from Russia wear track suits? Because they are Russin'"
"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."
"I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome."
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"