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Joke of the Day
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
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"[Gives husband a list for groceries] He brings home 1/2 of what's on the list and someone else's kid."
"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."
"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"
"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."
"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back."
"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"
"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."