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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"Here is my period story Period. End of story."

"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."

"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I cut up onions"

"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year."

"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"

"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"

"What's the only mammal that can breathe under ice? An elephant hiding in your fridge"

"In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky."""