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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."

"When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"Did you hear about the guy who illegally downloaded Free Fallin' and Refugee? He was charged with Petty theft."

"My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance."

"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."