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Joke of the Day
"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."
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"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
"Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ... Those who can count binary and those who can't."
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"
"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"58% of statistics are made up on the spot."
"I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy."
"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""