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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"

"What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? It's not my fault."

"Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse."

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"

"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"

"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."

"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"