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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."
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"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ... like it's not enough that I'm fat."
"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"
"Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you."
"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall"
"I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there."
"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."
"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."