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Joke of the Day

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"

"If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my ""cycle"" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"

"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."

"I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped."

"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb."

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."