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Joke of the Day

"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."

"I'm busy hiding all of the tissues in my house... So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard"

"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."

"I went clubbing last night I saw girls twerking in a bun dance."

"How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop? I don't know, check the post above me."

"Only true feminists will get this Offended"

"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."

"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"

"adulthood is just eating a taco where the toppings keep falling out and then death"

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"