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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything... ...trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"

"What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?"

"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."

"Did you hear about the Mexican painter who lost two fingers? After the incident, he could only tres."

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)"

"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."

"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"