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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)"

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"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"[working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met."
"I watched a tv show about beavers today... Best dam program I've ever seen!"
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
"Cop: anything in your pockets that might hurt me? ""Nah"" *cop pulls out a pic of his ex GF and suspect* Cop: *wiping tears* I'm over it"
"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking."
"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "
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